Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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