Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
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Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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