so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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