Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
