dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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