So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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