Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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