Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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