he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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