She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
He felt like a one man threesome
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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