I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
im drinking this country out of the recession.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
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I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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