my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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