So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
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We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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