I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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