We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
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I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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