Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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