Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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