Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
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I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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