bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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