We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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