I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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