woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
