Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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