Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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