I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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