Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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