So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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