normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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