Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
She announced her abortion via fbk
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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