So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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