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problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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