You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Farmville is her only friend.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
