fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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