Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
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