I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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