Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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