ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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