Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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