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(845): View more from New York

Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?

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(971): View more from Oregon

I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.

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(239): View more from Florida

In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?

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(415): View more from California

The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!

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(210): View more from Texas

last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.

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