If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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