Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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