john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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