should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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