i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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