Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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