come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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