Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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