Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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