Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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