I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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