i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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