Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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