You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
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I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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