Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
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you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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