whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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