Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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